no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
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Dulcie Wings
won’t grayson, won’t grayson
a book by a slightly less optimistic john green
#kind of curious as to where is alaska
the fault in our everything
….tissue villages
my dreams are like glowing things i can’t be bothered to make into shapes
“alright can be our sometimes”
an average amount of katherines
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mark your territory by crying on things
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
how to enter a relationship with chris pine
- say “hello chris pine”
- then ask him to dinner by saying “would you like to chris dine”
- when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine”
- once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine”
- after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”
I just about punched my screen reading this.
school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river
